Coffee and Smokes

The most addictive and socially acceptable combination of vices the world has ever known.

“The only reason I went to the A.A meetings was for the free coffee and smokes."

by ajtothemax August 17, 2011

dick smoke

an asshole, one who smokes dicks

Why is Anthony such a dick smoke

by Tim.L July 21, 2008

Smoking a bowl

Smoking a bowl are three great words to always hear.Smoking marijuana with friends or by yourself, with someone you like or even a family member.Smoking a bowl could always be used in a in the moment fraze, such as " hey can't right now man, I'm smoking a bowl" - meaning you cannot be where they want you to be because of the fact that you are busy, smoking a bowl.

" Hey Charlie, wanna go smoke a bowl?!? "

or

"Hey sorry man I can't right now, I'm smoking a bowl."

by Maryjane. May 23, 2008

See smoke

It means you haven't understand anything that has been explained (Angolan slang)

person 1—How did the test go ?
person 2—rhum...just the way, I saw smoke💀(past)present (see smoke)

by realclownshit3435 October 13, 2021

smoked bratwurst

While spooning -the inner spoon farts, smoking the outer spoon's bratwurst.

After my wife ate the chili Saturday at the picnic, let's just say I have a smoked bratwurst.

by The smoker December 16, 2013

smoking umbrella

A charred corpse found in a burning home..

The fireman screamed out " we got another smoking umbrella left in the hallway."

by trickydicky January 13, 2023

smoking aardvark

A smoking aardvark is created by inserting a lit cigarette into ones foreskin while the penis is hanging out of a open zipper.

Jill was very upset, so Steve made her a smoking aardvark to cheer her up. Steve dangled it in front of her. Jill was not amused as the smoking ardvark set her hair on fire.

Jill still refuses to touch the aardvark and Steve is unhappy.

by Crobdonker March 25, 2017