Skinny

When your body is tea.

Horizontally gifted girls don't think they're this.

Horizontally challenged girls think they're this.

Girl 1: "Ugh, I look so fat! I need to get on my skinny girl shit."
Girl 2: "Girl, what are you talking about?! You literally got mistaken for Kate Moss today!"

Girl 1: "Omg girl, I just look like so skinny, like, body is tea, like, period! Summer body goals."
Girl 2: "Girl what. You weigh 300lb and your arteries are clogged."
Girl 3: "Omg no! That's so like fatphobic. She's just big-boned!"
Girl 4: "Yeah, she looks stunning, like, Big Is Beautiful."
Girl 2: "So, do you think Lizzo is beautiful?"
Girl 4: "Yeah, she's like so totally super gorgeous."
Girl 2: "I think you look like Lizzo."
Girl 1: "Wtf! That's so offensive. You're just a hater."

by hotgirlshit777 March 5, 2025

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Baptise the skinny fat rat

HES A VERY FREAKY NASTY BOY .EATS HEALTHY. DOESNT HAVE FRIENDS.DEPRESSED AND LONELY.HE LIKE

S DANCING BUT HES VERY BAD AT IT. HAS ANGER ISSUES. TOOOOOOO FRENCH.

Baptise the skinny fat rat is fat.

by Sarra_bestiebaddie October 17, 2021

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Skinny White Woman syndrome

A situation wherein a skinny (usually) white woman is delusional and is very set on telling you that your problems are caused by a higher power. She will usually tell you to book a seance with her or, if you’re not as skinny as her, to get some exercise. Skinny White Woman Syndrome will turn void any of your skinny girl friends of their personality and can only be solved by a reality check, which can happen in many different forms. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CAUSE THE REALITY CHECK YOURSELF, she will only double down and believe said higher power has turned you against her and may, in extreme cases, try to curse you etc
Comorbid symptoms also include:
-Being economically privileged

-promoting a pyramid scheme

-living off of parents’ money
SWWS can apply to any belief and does not limit itself to practices like Paganism and Christianity, however these are were the syndrome occurs the most.

“I talked to Sarah yesterday about my awful car crash; she said I should have taken the crystal she gave me in the car and that it wouldn’t have crashed if I wasn’t so ‘unhealthy’. I’m pretty sure she has Skinny White Woman Syndrome”

by I have a flat ass please help December 7, 2022

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Skinny Pizza

An oxymoron referring to a food establishment in Roslyn which serves vegan gluten-free non-GMO cauliflower things to young hipsters, yuppies, and homosexuals and calls it pizza so they can say they ate pizza.

"I just had 2 cauliflower slices from Skinny Pizza."
"Congratulations. Did it come with a side of gender reassignment surgery?"

by OzieIslip December 16, 2021

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