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sir

hey there sir did you get darker today? I can't see you, you turned the lights off.
by Crusadus May 29, 2025
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Sir Smiifie

Absolute gay lord that posts art online.

Has a big pp though..
Sir Smiifie? Kinda mid tbh..
by Not Sir_Smiifie June 30, 2023
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Sir Monty

A reference to famous British WWII General Montgomery, a man revered for his "military genius", which consisted mostly of futile over-planning.

This word is used primarily as a derogatory term for incompetent decision-makers or leaders, but can also be used to tell anyone how worthless they are.
Tom: I can't figure out how to use the brakes in my car.

Hal: Good job, Sir Monty.
by Holawel December 13, 2010
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Sir

Sir is the kindest, most beautiful, handsome, cute, adorablee, smart and loyal and caring guy you'll ever meet. Usually tall asl and strong and he is hilarious likee allll his joeks r funny. He doesnt realize how perfect and amazing he is. If you get in a rls with a sir never let him goo you will lose your worldd.
Jessica- "Hey did you see Sir today?"
Sarah- "Yea he looked fine asf omg!!"
Jessica-"Yess too bad hes dating abby otherwise id totally tap that"
by stinky1117 October 1, 2023
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sir real

Sir Real thinks he's surreal but really he's not even real
by Kind-sir January 15, 2022
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Sir Lord

A person who is not knighted by the Queen but very powerful. He will take the world by surprise.
The student's future will be like Sir Lord's.
by @blackeye September 6, 2018
mugGet the Sir Lordmug.

sir poopley

is the after math of an x-lax induced explosion, destroying anything within a 10 mile radius. then spreds toxic gas every where
-HEAD LINES READ-

a small town was the next victim of

yet another sir poopley attack...
by dburst October 27, 2009
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