A Simon situation

When you travel to another country for dick

Damn he’s hot but he lives in another country.. this is going to be a Simon situation

by Badi January 7, 2022

Simon's cat

Animation which is about a cat and its owner Simon.

Look at that Kitten from Simon's cat! Isn't it so cute?

by Erica💐 June 5, 2017

Simon

Simon is the best guy on earth. Everone likes him and want to get his children. In the group of his friends, he is the most clever and best looking one. His knowledge and genious is astonishing and has an unbelievable humor.

No other Person is as good as Simon.

by Geilertyp69 November 22, 2021

Simone

Beautiful, kind and caring. With a big bunda 👀

Yoo big batty simone

by Slang king October 5, 2021

Simoned

Simoned is the act of bringing your child or your children on a first date or a late night meetup for casual sex.

A Simon is a guy who sees no problem with this.... "I don't care... if a chick's kid is watching us, it's no different than their pets". A true Simon gets down no matter when, where or what. Kids, pets, grandparents, neighbors, they all have no effect on a Simon when he has his laser sights are set on the poon!

Man...I was so Horney the other night...I Simoned this chick at the crack Ambassador Motel on 50. Her 3 yo kid was passed out on the bed next to us. After I finished (about 7 minutes later) I told her I was leaving and she got upset because she came all the way out there and brought her son too, she was like: "I thought we were gonna chill together for a bit".

Simon: "B#@!H This aint no stay-cation....I got what I needed... I'm out"

She got SIMONED 100!!

by Skin Hitter July 10, 2024

Simone

A girl who is kind and cute. She is supportive and chases after her dreams. But be aware, she is a whiny baby that constantly needs some sort of attention. Call her in the morning! :)

Example: "HELP HELP, I HAVE A RASH FROM TUMERIC" (Simone). Me: OOOHHH MY GOOOD ARE YOU KIDDING ME!

by BeckhamSalinger September 12, 2020

simon chater

Nice dick, shame about the face.
Little creepy, kinda like a horny Joseph Fritzl. If you close your eyes whilst fucking him though, he’ll fuck you into next week.

That perv at the pub last night was a total Simon Chater. 5 more pints and I would’ve taken him home and had the time of my life.

by 00Daddy November 22, 2019