Spider for all seasons

A spider that is not just for Halloween. But for all seasons, summer, spring, fall and winter. Since spiders are always around us in every season and the stereotype that they are only for Halloween needs to be eliminated.
by Gerbmarge February 14, 2020
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Midget Hunting Season

By far the best hunting season there is!! it runs from January 1st THROUGH December 31st ...... this season is ONLY takes place in the following places:

Asia
Africa
North America
South America
Australia
Europe
Antarctica
and
All Waters Between These Places

The only item that is allowed to be used to catched the midgets is a net.
My friends and I saw a midget, wearing purple, riding a bike past papa gino's..... unfortunately, no one had a net handy ::tear::
by Koala Beer November 07, 2004
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Ass eating season

Ass eating season is right around the same time as firework season, which just so happens to be 365 days of the year
Hey bro, when is ass eating season? 365 days of the year brother
by Ass eater DC69 February 03, 2019
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Capricorn Killing Season

When a Capricorn gets fed up with people in their life who don't meet their expectations they cut ties with them, sometimes without warning.
Its officially Capricorn Killing Season and you all have been erased from my life.
by Nothavingit September 09, 2017
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e girl season

e girl season starts on october 1st and ends on november 1st
hey dude, when is e girl season?

oh it’s in october so now i guess :p
by fatboimarkiepoo1 October 01, 2019
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backdoor season

The act of forcefully fucking a girl in the ass between the months of May and August
John: Hey Dude its backdoor season
Edd: Alright Time To Get The Lube
by urban.savage April 28, 2015
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Face card season

Face card season refers to the time when there's colder weather. During the cold weather, people are more likely to wear thicker layers and more jackets. Revealing clothes are not worn, so you can't really see others' bodies. This means when judged or being looked at by others, a person's facial appearance is the only thing that can be judged, not their body figure included.
Your looks better be valid or else you're not pulling this face card season.
by pepelovesbarbie November 27, 2022
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