Ryan is a cold hearted dick who is a cheating mug who needs to end it all he thinks hes well hard with his fat belly button and man boobs just because he has six pack when he flexes he thinks he a gym lad but really all he does it put gy in front of the McDonald logo and suck on bear sausage rolls go and find you self a Taylor there much better
'Ryan' is a dick
by 6.5 October 13, 2018
Get the Ryanmug. Ryan is a crusty rat who lives in the sewer. He thinks everyone likes him but they don't. Ryan usually has greasy hair and doesn't care what people think (in a bad way) Ryan is an antisocial loser who also thinks he is stylish but ends up looking like a garbage can
Ryan is shit
by Zoey, Shyamas friend August 22, 2018
Get the Ryanmug. A whole fucking bitch. Ryan is the person who is drunk at 2 p.m for no reason and has trouble gripping reality. Most days they wake up lying to themselves pretending they are happy. Ryan needs to get his shit together.
by TheBestTwin November 24, 2019
Get the Ryanmug. Ryan is a skinny dank prick. He has a small cock but brags about it. Ryan is dray as ice and won't tell anyone anything. He likes to smoke joints (weed) in the bathroom and shag skets in the kitchen.Ryan likes to eat two chips juice and half a chicken leg.
by Swagerrdaverr420 October 30, 2019
Get the Ryanmug. by SexyMinionBoi69 March 15, 2019
Get the Ryanmug. The true definition of Ryan is "little king." However, it would be more accurate to state that his name in fact means "little princess." He is the person who sings old music to you in the car, and making you feel like you are the only person in the world. He holds you when you feel down. He loves you when you do not even love yourself. His humor without a doubt is the wittiest and most clever thoughts you could never think of yourself. He is the one that will hold onto any inside joke like it's a secret language only meant for the two of you. He is the one that will keep you grounded and aware, yet will let you be your most self. He is the one that will drive 10 hours just to see you smile on Christmas morning. He is the one that will always eat cheese and wine with you. Now Ryan can hold a lot of emotions back, but has so many things to share. I cannot wait to know more about him. He is the type of guy you want to spend the rest of your life with.
Mallory: Wow you know what Ryan's flaws are? He is TOO good looking.
Stranger: I heard that about him too! Man he is great!
Mallory: Agreed! Everyone needs to know Ryan!
Stranger: I heard that about him too! Man he is great!
Mallory: Agreed! Everyone needs to know Ryan!
by GrahamliketheCracker February 9, 2018
Get the Ryanmug. Complete faggot, brags about having porn hub premium,horny as heck, pervert and pedophile, greasy long black hair, and bad acne, annoying as fuck, has every fetish to ever exist and more, eats gallons of mayonnaise at a time, lives in his moms’ basement, rapes any animal he comes across, masturbates at school, and has horrible body odor.
Ex: Shelby: “Ew, look at that creep over there, he’s so going to be a rapist when he grows up.”
Carrie: “ Yuck! You’re right he’s such a Ryan.”
Carrie: “ Yuck! You’re right he’s such a Ryan.”
by Dยήge𝔬͢͢͢ήMąຮter June 19, 2019
Get the Ryanmug.