spit roast lamentation

Regret over not acting on a threesome with two desirable partners when there was opportunity.

After Jim died, Janette experienced spit roast lamentation for the time she had he and Jon in the same place.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama June 16, 2016

B-Town Roast

The B-Town Roast is the process of reality checking anyone whose ego, talk or swag, is bigger then their achievements or history regardless of the time or location. It's named after the City of Berkeley, and it's requires a mixture of pretentiousness and audacity.

Berkeley Rapper (at a party): "Man you see me, ballin' outrageous out here, i been in the streets since i was a little kid, i'm hood as shit."
B-Town Roaster (from across the party): "Yeah right, man your trick lives in piedmont- shit talking about how you sell rocks and shit, my cousin was on your soccer team! check yourself bruh."

by YJMSpliffy November 12, 2010

Roasted and Toasted

When somebody gets nothing close to roasted but whatever they say is funny.

You got Roasted and Toasted because you said "I'm dumb" and then said "But what if i wasn't!?!?!?"

by Jackattack647814846 January 1, 2018

Roast beef

A girls worn out vagina!

That' girls vagina is some roast beef!!!!

by Http.bri.life May 21, 2018

Clevland spit roast

its when a man takes a huge shit in a womens mouth then she swallows it and she starts to regurgitate the shit back up and the man shoves the shit up her ass with his cock.

I want to shove my clevland spit roast shit up ur arse

by Liam R Graham March 9, 2008

Roast Queef Sandwich

A wet pussy that releases gas

After sex a girl may create a roast queef sandwich

by Gob Juicer September 16, 2009

roast beef taco

A sophomoric euphimism for the visible parts of female genitalia, owing to the resemblance to shaved meat.

"Her roast beef taco smells like fish, ironically."

by bellipotent July 27, 2006