Relationshits

Nervous verbal diarrhoea usually to do with a blossoming romance, often a sign of being bad at relationships, or in a case more annoying for the friends of the relationshitter- a smitten kitten. A bad case of the relationshits will often lead to the relationships downfall, as its can often be misunderstood as possessiveness/obsessivness or in the other extreme- being a 'commitaphobe'.

Smitten Kitten- 'ooh my boyfriend is so cute, the other day he said hi and did this really cute thing with...' Relationshits.

Bad at relationships- '...relationshit. O bollox I didn't mean to say relationshit, wow what if he sees this. Eh he's a prick he can just man up and deal with it. Well, he's not actually a prick, but...' Relationshits.

by BlatentlySingle October 8, 2011

Relationship

(n.) The greatest thing anyone could ever experience

(n.) The most painful thing anyone could ever experience

My relationship is amazing.

My relationship is failing.

by Miggyc123 September 7, 2015

Ghost Relationship

A relationship that is over, but is not completely dead. It haunts you.

Are you and that dood going out?

No,we're in a ghost relationship though.

by glubglubglubyep December 30, 2011

Starter-Kit Relationship

A meaningless relationship between the ages of 12 and 15, in which you sit together at lunch and occasionally hold hands.

My starter-kit relationship consisted of touching her thigh...once.

by Trench-Town August 21, 2009

Buffer Relationship Status

A joke relationship status on Facebook made after a serious one has just been terminated. This makes it so one's status is not set to nothing (or worse to "Single"). Common BFR's are: It's Complicated with, Married to...ect. They are usually set around one to three months, until the person can set their status as "Single" shamelessly.

Yeah, well Mary and Jack broke up. So I think it's just her Buffer Relationship Status

by sammysan517 March 14, 2011

open relationship

Just another excuse to be a slut or playa.

I like you alot Tommy but I also would like to be in an open relationship Jason, Alex, Rodney, Corey but you are my favorite because they provide good sex. But you are my favorite!

by Evil Hamburger September 28, 2005

Mc Ds Relationship

When someone can't wait to find a worthy girlfriend of boyfriend so instead, so they can fill the void quickly, they take whoever is available. This process is known as "taking the drive-thru."

Sister is tired of dating losers but she's not willing to wait around to meet someone worthy. She has to have a relationship at all times. She was doing good saying she was going to wait to meet someone who was right for her, but then she got lonely and this guy who liked her kept calling her. She ended up taking the drive-thru and now he's her boyfriend. She doesn't even really like him but she couldn't wait and took the Mc Ds Relationship route again.

by Snow222 January 6, 2008