riding the velvet dragon

v. To engage in anal sex.

Hey Joe, I was riding the velvet dragon last night for the first time!

Did it feel better than vaginal?

To me, yes, but some people prefer apple pie to pecan.

by fredoandmichael December 26, 2013

riding italian

Husband driving the car while his wife sits in the backseat

When Cosimo's parents drive to the grocery store, they are riding Italian.

by MCD11 March 1, 2014

riding the cotton cowboy

When a girl is horny and straddles their pillow and grinds on it to get herself off..

I got caught riding the cotton cowboy, so I was told to wash all the pillows now

by JuicyTroll June 21, 2015

riding switch

riding switch is a sexual position.

Same as reverse cowgirl, girl on top, guy on bottom, girl faces guy's feet, guy lying flat on his back, while being straddled by girl. riding switch.

by Switch uP March 7, 2016

redington

A wrecking ball A phenom in the sport of MMA Gun toting American hero asa Redington

Man was that Redington?

by Madgog1290357 December 16, 2016

Riding rocket

Riding a rocket up to a hill shooting the enemy in the face and anyone that's there

Man can you believe nate did a riding rocket on that guys face it was unbelievable!!

by Alex voineag-vazquez November 7, 2017

reading fatty

When somebody says they're going to roll a fat blunt, but it's a .5 skimper.

Yo I thought you were going to roll a fat blunt? This is a reading fatty

by Wutangg421 January 19, 2018