spit roast lamentation

Regret over not acting on a threesome with two desirable partners when there was opportunity.

After Jim died, Janette experienced spit roast lamentation for the time she had he and Jon in the same place.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama June 16, 2016

Arizona Pot Roast

When you leave your baby in the car in the summer.

"Another dumb couple just got themselves an Arizona Pot Roast"

by Balloonknot Bandit August 13, 2017

Roast beef

A girls worn out vagina!

That' girls vagina is some roast beef!!!!

by Http.bri.life May 21, 2018

Roasted and Toasted

When somebody gets nothing close to roasted but whatever they say is funny.

You got Roasted and Toasted because you said "I'm dumb" and then said "But what if i wasn't!?!?!?"

by Jackattack647814846 January 1, 2018

Clevland spit roast

its when a man takes a huge shit in a womens mouth then she swallows it and she starts to regurgitate the shit back up and the man shoves the shit up her ass with his cock.

I want to shove my clevland spit roast shit up ur arse

by Liam R Graham March 9, 2008

Roast Queef Sandwich

A wet pussy that releases gas

After sex a girl may create a roast queef sandwich

by Gob Juicer September 16, 2009

roast beef taco

A sophomoric euphimism for the visible parts of female genitalia, owing to the resemblance to shaved meat.

"Her roast beef taco smells like fish, ironically."

by bellipotent July 27, 2006