queef squirt

When a woman sucks in air using her kegel muscles creating an air bubble inside the walls of her vagina then forcing the air out with a strong push releasing semen that has been recently ejaculated inside of her.

Joey: What is Kristin doing?
Max: Giving us a queef show.
Jason: Didn't someone just bust a nut in her?
Kristin: Splash bitches!
Max: She just gave us the old queef squirt
Jason: I need a towel.
Joey: Telluride is weird.

by Jmac-Gtown March 11, 2011

lorax queef

when the lorax puts his little mustache and tickles your butthole to make you release an anal queef

man, i just had the most amazing time with the lorax, he gave me a lorax queef, i want three more.

by runch.randa August 8, 2017

queef dusting

See queef and crop dusting. ..

When a waitress walks by your table and you realize, that noise wasn't the fajitas.

That stewardess keeps queef dusting us.

by ianstranger March 5, 2015

queef muffle

a fanny fart sound suppressor

it was her first time with him so she prepared her queef muffle to avoid embarassment z

by thedreadeddan December 2, 2011

titty queef

A fat hoe with huge tits that when bouncy on the dick queefs multiple times and blames it on her huge tits smacking.

During sex with her boo she had a titty queef

by bushybeater7 August 21, 2016

Queef whale

A person who is a cunt and dampens all fun party activities while also dampening everyone's vibe

Oh fuck, here come Jessica the queef whale. Don't let her kill your vibe bro

by Oakey-dokey May 12, 2016

phat queef

When a girl queefs so hard it’s fat, but not any kind of fat it’s a PHAT QUEEF

Her: whoah I just had a phat queef

by Doctors ✊🏻 October 21, 2017