Queef Pounce

When you sixty nine someone, then they Queef in your face.

Thanks Linda for that Queef Pounce yesterday!

by Vakotus September 6, 2016

queef lord

''Queef lord'' is when one can queef more and louder then the last ''queef lord.''

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Guy: WOW I CAN'T BELIVE IT
Girl: WHAT IS IT?!
Guy: I JUST HAD SEX WITH THE NEW QUEEF LORD! *starts to suck her toes to show respect*

by ONANERING February 6, 2019

phat queef

When a girl queefs so hard it’s fat, but not any kind of fat it’s a PHAT QUEEF

Her: whoah I just had a phat queef

by Doctors ✊🏻 October 21, 2017

turbo queef

An acoustic duo from Ontario, Canada.
Formerly known as '10 Second Turbo Queef'

Turbo Queef played an awesome show last night, I can't wait to see them again.

by Kays04 October 7, 2010

queef enchilada

A delicacy served at only the finest tex-mex restaurants.

Paul: How was dinner at El Norte?

Vishnu: Not bad! I originally wanted fish tacos, but the waitress talked me into queef enchiladas.

Paul: Wait, what?

by domylaundry November 6, 2017

Wafflestomp queef

The squelch or queef noise one hears when attempting to stomp a stubborn shower turd down the drain.

It’s 2020 mate, I’ve ran out of dunny roll and Aldi catalogs are slicing my arse open! looks like it’s Time for the o’l tub turd or the waffle-stomp! My wafflestomp QUEEFED brah!

by ThePenguinHitsA6 March 28, 2020

queef squirt

When a woman sucks in air using her kegel muscles creating an air bubble inside the walls of her vagina then forcing the air out with a strong push releasing semen that has been recently ejaculated inside of her.

Joey: What is Kristin doing?
Max: Giving us a queef show.
Jason: Didn't someone just bust a nut in her?
Kristin: Splash bitches!
Max: She just gave us the old queef squirt
Jason: I need a towel.
Joey: Telluride is weird.

by Jmac-Gtown March 11, 2011