Danish prison

A person gets gorilla glue and glues their anus and cheeks shut. Then they down a bottle of laxatives.

Person 1: “you better watch your mouth before I put you in a danish prison.”
Person 2: “oh no! Not a danish prison!”

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Cryo Prison

The prison where all Cryo 5 star characters go after they've had one rerun, and won't have another one for more than 2 years.

The characters that have currently been in Cryo Prison longest are Shenhe, Ganyu and Wriothesley.

by Osmanthus Wine December 17, 2024

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Where mathematicians go when they commit crime.

Did you hear about the mathematician that got convicted of robbery? He went straight to a square based prison.

by TheFunnyGuy88 July 24, 2022

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The phenomenon of using a jalapeño, sliced in half, as a condom in prison.

Don’t drop the soap or Tyrese “The Shaft” Johnson will give you the prison jalapeño.

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A turd so large, nothing else can fit in your prison wallet.

Joe almost got prison raped, but his prison turd saved him.

by Joe Somebody 68 November 30, 2018

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Incarcerated medical professional assigned to relieve congested or clogged balls for fellow prisoners.

He was the best prison plumber in the yard.

by Innocent Killer September 15, 2023

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by Big Papacito90 May 28, 2021

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