Lobster Potting

Utilising a police helicopter's infrared scanner to watch a couple having sex, with their consent, typically whilst in a swinging relationship with said couple

I was fired from the South Yorkshire police force for Lobster Potting

by Kadeshiseraph June 12, 2018

pot-tato

It's when a potato is smoking pot

Oh look the pot-Tato is getting it really foggy in here!

by 😘😂 June 20, 2016

Chocolate Pot

When your partner takes a turd in your bellybutton then flattens it down to a smooth finish (Remove excess if necessary).

Last night my man gave me a nice warm chocolate pot, it was very filling.

by EJ charizard69 April 25, 2021

tater pot

When you make a bowl out of a potato. It works like a charm and all u need is a pen and a potato.

Guy 1: Yo it's ur turn for the potato.
Guy 2: Oh, cool, pass that tater tot over here.
Guy 1: Holy shit dude...tater pot...
Guy 2: Hhahahahhahahaahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahaha

by taargüss December 13, 2010

dimple pot

Adj:
A large quantity of celulite like crators on the back side of a large robust individual

Not gender specific

Hey did you see that dimple pot Chad brought home from the bar, he must've been wasted.

by mgnkln June 20, 2016

Pot Basher

Often people from Wigan, very stupid and find banging pots together their main form of entertainment

"Fucking hell look at that pot basher"
"bet they're from Wigan"

by Kv0the September 28, 2020

potting somone

"Potting someone" is when you hit a car at fast speeds normally on a bend so that he/she loses control and goes off.

On Gran Turismo 4 I potted the black car on the first corner to set me up for the yellow.

by Ben Matthews May 13, 2005