poot

a term used to describe a bitch or a mean person: also to describe someone who is just gay or stupid

someone else: "i hate you, you smell bad!!"
me: "shut up you poot!"

by henry hennessy February 13, 2004

pooter

a.) a pothead

b.) a vagina, specifically the outer part

"Hey bitch, how's your pooter?"
(this could be in reference to her boyfriend or her vagina, depending on how she wants to take it)

by MilkyLovesThePooter July 20, 2006

Pootaster

A dumb reading of a very noraml phrase. From scrabble.

"oh... haha.... pootaster... I get it"

"it's poo-taster", retard.

by Elliott P February 9, 2008

Poot

pooting (poo-t-ing) verb

The act of besting someone in a competition of wit and/or skill; especially acts relating to sex and board games

I'm totally pooting all over your face right now.

I pooted on your mother last night after a nice seafood dinner, and I'm never going to call her again

by philipius maxximus Kohnimus May 19, 2011

little poot

A short kid, a munchkin.

Did you see that little poot?

by chris toooool July 23, 2008

Party Pooter

Communal pooter at a party

Usually undiscriminating with regard to other pooters

Hey man have you had a ride on the party pooter yet?

by Dodgy_Adam February 4, 2009

poot

And old english term for a retarded child or one having any sort of disability

"yo man, i fucked this blind poot"

"fucking poot broke his walker"

by EXPLOSIVE ICED TEA November 20, 2003