poon boots

sexy boots or footwear women wear while being fucked.

I love it when she wears her poon boots. That means she's ready to be fucked!

by NglessCage May 30, 2006

poon burgler

a) A person who tries to burgle (steal by means of cock-blocking) the poon that you bring home on the weekend. they are too damn lazy to try to score their own 'nani', 'nizzle', or 'tang' but you can rest your ass assured they will be all over your new bitches shit the second you walk in the door.

b) an elynch

dude 1: "dude!!! don't be such a poon burgler. all you ever do is try to mac my poon! get some of your own instead of acting tough all the time!"

dude 2: "fuck son, what i look like to you?!?! elynch?"

OR:

"mneh, man, whats that all about?"
-world famous poon burgler

by Megan got thrown down the stairs June 11, 2006

poon wedgie

When the front of a woman pants gets eatten by her massive va jay jay.

Dannnnnnng Gurl Look at That bitches poon wedgie

by Shakita August 19, 2006

Pomona

Pomona is a city located in the L.A county area. Worst place to live if you don't want to get killed in a drive-by. The whole place is basically run by Hispanics and gang bangers. Has a lot of hangout spots like shows every Friday filled with damn scene kids who don't know how to sing. Best place to visit is 2nd street it has EVERYTHING, from antique stores to art shows to the Glass House. Cat in the Hat was filmed in Pomona.

My friend visited Pomona and was never heard from again.

by you're lame May 22, 2008

Groon Poon

Nasty Pussy
Groony Pussy

That Sarah girl has Groon Poon like none other.

by Ya Boy Slim Thug March 25, 2010

music poisoning

A condition wherein one cannot get a tune out of one's head.

That commercial features that stupid "Woo Hoo" song, and now I have music poisoning.

by The Demon Prince October 16, 2006

Poon

A unit of measurement whose base is not to exceed the weight of the largest of the Poon clan, currently 120. A poon can be used to measure all weights, distances monetary units, volumes etc.

She's going to gain a poon if she doesn't lay off the buffet.

by Wally Wallstrom October 3, 2012