positive fucks

meaning you stay positive but give not fucks.

My wife told me make a drink, Travis said ' I got positive fucks". so he made her a drink!!!!

by Tavis_stupid September 25, 2017

Your position

Is going to be wishing I didn't murder this kid in a minute.

Hym "I don't give a fuck about your position if bloodshed has to happen for this to stop them it will."

by Hym Iam July 29, 2024

prison position

Bent over a bunk bed and getting railed in the ass doggy style

I’m so horny right now I would like to get my girlfriend in prison position as she’s on the rag

by ExtraProtein December 11, 2017

Positive gangster

Positive gangster is a gangster for God doesn't back down from any evil in short Arturo Montezuma Montezuma

I am Arturo Montezuma Montezuma and I am a positive gangster Vladimir Putin.....

by R2O September 23, 2022

positive jewels

Meaning Compliments or anything positive

person 1" I'm likin' ya Outfit."

person 2'Yea ya outfit is Hott.'

person 3 Good look on da Positive Jewels.

by Philly Boy June 27, 2005

Couch position

The couch position requires 2 female sex partners and one male sex partner. The male sex partner is required to lay down on a flat surface with his back on the ground . Next, the 2 females must sit on his face and penis. Now the female on the penis can act as this is a normal ride on a penis. The female on the face gets the males tounge inserted into the females vigina. It is optional but the females can also make out while on the couch position, making it the triangle position.

Last night, me and my hoes did some couch position.

by Bl4ke September 28, 2017

Cock Blocking Position

The position a cock blocker assumes before he/she is about to block some cock.

A guy and a girl sit down next to each other body language facing one another. The cock blocker then pulls up a chair and sits between them.

Person 1: why’s that guy interrupting a two person conversation?

Person 2: oh you mean Jason? He’s about to assume the cock blocking position.

by Unblockmycock September 14, 2020