striplexia poker

Playing poker as usual, except you get naked to start out the game and first one dressed wins.

So who’s up to play some “Striplexia Poker” It may sound redundant but that takes care of the formalities, Right!

by unsloppy February 5, 2018

ear poker

Someone who sneaks behind and pokes someone in the ear so hard they leak banana nut pudding from all orifices.

Gary: That damn ear poker got me good!! I didn't have enough paper towels to clean up. It was pretty embarrassing.

Tom: dang man that so suck

by PapaDroe February 7, 2018

Commie Poker

A form of poker tournament made of several short games. At the end of each game, chips are converted to points and added to the player's tally. At the start of each new game, chips are redistributed equally among the players (wealth redistribution). At the end of the tournament, the player with the most points is the winner.

I'm playing in the Commie Poker Tournament at the rec center Saturday.

by Definosaur May 20, 2018

Soft Pomeranian

A girl with a cute puss with a lot of bush.

I was with Carol last night - total Soft Pomeranian downstairs.

by Kirei Kotomine July 12, 2018

DOUBLE POKER

The name given to a very unfortunate looking female. I'm certain parts of the country a paper bag is called a poke

Did you see that chick with the jacked up hair? Only had 2 teeth and a big nose. She's a double poker.

by Gray Ass Crack December 4, 2018

Lynn pomeroy

Having a massive cocks and balls and able to pleasure women sexually, also good at apex legends

"Bro I'm Lynn pomeroy!"
"No way you must have a massive cocks and balls and be able to pleasure women sexually and be pretty ok at apex legends!!!"

by I.am.wetawded.v1 June 20, 2020

Booty poker

When someone acts gays around guy friends

Aiden was being a booty poker at school today

by I’yauna July 15, 2020