pleasure bagel

A freshly baked bagel, with or without cream cheese, toasted for sexual satisfaction. Warmed for your pleasure.

Tim brought out the bag of bagels, toasted one, pulled his pants down, and put himself inside his pleasure bagel.

by NiceWaters December 20, 2015

Pressure tanking

Drinking a great amount of alcohol in a minimum amount of time.

Tonight's gonna be pressure tanking with the guys!

I do wanna get wasted, let's hit the all you can drink bar and do pressure tanking!

Let's pressure tank tonight!

Dear lord, I have a bloody hungover! Must be because of the pressure tanking in the 2£ bar last night!

by CommanderCody May 27, 2017

pressure kiss

Noun- a kiss with more pressure on the lips compared to a usual kiss

Verb- the action of kissing in a way that involves more pressure on the lips compared to a usual kiss

"Whats your favorite way to kiss?"
"Probably a pressure kiss"

by .--------------------------. September 20, 2017

Pleasure biking

To remove the seat of a bike and insert the rod into the ass or vagina

I went pleasure biking.

Want to go pleasure biking?

by Canidoiy September 28, 2017

pleasure toe

The toe of someon that is used for sexual pleasure and occasionally penetration

ANTHONY'S TOE!!!!! Meaning the human Anthony's pleasure toe

by Pleasure toe October 17, 2017

pleasure bat

Noun; pl-ē-zh-ūr b-at

Definition 1: A penis, especially in relation to a penis having been pierced with the jacobs latter.

Definition 2: an obscenely large dildo, reminiscent in size and/or shape to a baseball bat.

Ex 1: She quaked as I ripped my pleasure bat from her dripping pussy

Ex 2: I unpacked the pleasure bat threatened to use it without mercy the next time he spoke out of turn.

by Fanboy1692 April 24, 2018

pleasure nigger

A person who’s sole purpose is to please his/her secrete significant other on the side of there current relationship.

The man she dates on the side of her marriage is her pleasure nigger.

by Zxt May 23, 2018