plastic grave

a plastic container in which controlled substance is packaged

Donnas plastic grave is orange, she picks up her zan bars from the pharmacy.

by saavy chimp August 13, 2025

Plasticlessness

How good an item is at reducing plastics or being a plastic-free/less plastic, high quality alternative.

This rice, that isn't microwaved directly in a plastic bag or container, has great plasticlessness.

by abudkof October 5, 2025

Plastic bag

A term used for someone who shares the same qualities of a plastic bag: flimsy, used, gets thrown away after being used, fake, empty until temporarily filled.

Him: My ex reminds me of a plastic bag, the way she’d float from guy to guy and somehow always make her way back to the trash

by Apachemars October 5, 2025

Plastic Boyfriend

Either a Sextoy or a pretend boyfriend to make a middle aged Catlady look normal, but having the reverse effect.

As she sat next to her plastic boyfriend all night all the lady could think of were her cats, and her dildo.

by Maggie T May 7, 2025

Plastic

Another word for condom

Dude i need a plastic

a what
a condom
nigga they made out of latex

by Blvnco May 13, 2025

Plastic bag of defeat

When people put plastic bags or other objects in their driver side window or passenger side on the side of the road, because their poor financial choices do not permit them to get their Hoopty fixed, or get it towed somewhere else

Looks like that car isn’t going anywhere anytime soon. How do I know you ask? Look at the plastic bag of defeat on the driver side window

by thedon2025 November 29, 2025

Plastic Hippo

1. A dangerous river monster who thinks money in their bank account isn't imaginary.

2. Yes Bre, I really am that smart.

The plastic hippo didn't help me when the Mexican roofing crew ordered like 14 breakfasts at once. I was slightly annoyed but really it just proved her incompetency.

by OrangeEagle1 December 25, 2025