Mohinder please

When there is too much confusion, contradiction and contention, then to remove darkness and bring clarity, one can invoke some help.... Mohinder please!!

Hush:OMG! All scarves look cool. Which one should I pick? Mohinder please!

Salesgirl: Roger, Mohinder please!

by Luvrogers May 7, 2013

Nigga Please

A cereal that has good shit on it, like I fucking want it right now.

Person 1: Bro your cereal tastes good. What's the cereal called? So I want to nut on this cereal
Person 2 (who is a whigga): Nigga please.
Person 1: What the fuck i'm going to beat your ass up
Person 2: No, Nigga please (shows the cereal)
Person 1: Ohhh, ok now OILED UP right now.

by yeezyeatsassalot December 23, 2023

mods, kill him with rocks please

A funny way of requesting moderators to ban someone.

He's being annoying. mods, kill him with rocks please!

by TechSide December 21, 2024

Please review Urban Dictionary’s content guidelines before writing your definition. Here’s the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

The thing that pops up when you make a definition on Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary: Please review Urban Dictionary’s content guidelines before writing your definition. Here’s the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

Me: ait bet imma make a definition of this

by skibidigyattfanumtaxohiosigma1 January 2, 2024

I’m Having a stroke please call someone

When you’re in the process of having a stroke and you nde to lte oothrse nkowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

David-“Why golly gee wilikers, it’s snowing outside!”

Geoff-“David please help I’m having a stroke please call someone

by StarchDisks December 6, 2022

I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷

I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷

Person: Hey, I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Other person: okay❤️

by Zorosbreast February 7, 2024

Brewski me please!

Mid-west, AKA Yooper metaphor to, "beer me please!"

(Somewhere in a Minnesoooota bar):

Kyle: Brewski me please!
Bartender: .......? Ooooooh I see what you did there. You betcha, coming right up!

by KM994 September 19, 2020