Plate Job

When you made a nice meal for your lady and she had too much of the main course and couldn't eat desert. Not wanting any more calories she lies down on her back and holds a glass plate over her face while you shit a creamy turd onto the glass for her pleasure.

My girlfriend was trying to loose weight, so instead of going back for seconds I gave her a plate job.

by thatisgreasy May 20, 2022

Sausage on a plate

Stretching your ballsack out so your penis lays on it like a plate .

Ethan was impressed with Paul’s sausage on a plate.

by Awol_partydrunk June 4, 2022

Plate

noun

Slang for unreleased music that artists give you to play out at shows.

The term plates is commonly used in the riddim dubstep community.

A plate can also be classified as (NO SHARE) which means its extremely exclusive and it is not for playing out.

A plate that is labeled (playable) can be played at live shows

"Yo can i get some of these subfiltronik plates?"
"I'm gonna rinse the fuck out of these plates for tonight's set?"

by bassfreakofficial January 28, 2022

give me that fucking plate

a term used to say "you did not eat" or "you didnt say say shit to prove your point🙄"

kaykay:"bitch ur mad ugly"
donkey:"bitch give me that fucking plate😒"

by ❌who u?❌ February 5, 2022

Gimme that plate

When someone says something and think they did that

Child:your mama so fat she had to squeeze her cheeks when she goes to the toilet

Me: gimme that plate.. dumbass

by Blackgyall February 7, 2022

yurcon plates

a libaryian in the look of the eye

the kid had yurcon plates

by bones January 2, 2005

go to the hot plate

what you say instead of go to hell

I hate you, you faggot. Go to the hot plate!

by agent smith June 25, 2004