Foreskin Pirate

Someone who is always after your foreskin and wants to mop your poop deck.

Ay! The foreskin pirate is after me foreskin again!
Shit Bill! Run or he will mop your poop deck too!

by John Shermanpenis February 10, 2009

Peg Leg Pirate

It is when a male is receiving oral pleasure and he pulls out and ejaculates (shoots)into the pleasers eye. The Pleaser will then grab their eye. Then the receiver will kick the pleaser in the shin, the pleaser will then grab their leg while simultaneously holding their eye ans will scream "argh!!!!" Thus the pleaser will resemble a pirate with a peg leg.

me: I was getting some dome and I gave that bitch the peg leg pirate and ran.
you:*high five" that's fucking awesome!

by Ashley_mck February 18, 2009

ass pirate

As early pirates were motivated by pieces of eight, these modern day pirates are dominated by dreams of pieces-o-ass. The ass pirate is so obsessed that what is common sense to the intelligent person escapes them entirely.

The ass pirate had no idea what the triangular sign with the word "YEILD" meant.

by Drew Bryden April 29, 2003

Pussy Pirate

A lesbian; dyke

I think that girl Nina is a pussy pirate.

by Ivan January 27, 2004

trouser pirate

1.Because it has only one eye and covets others booty
2. It likes to smuggle its goods into wet caves
3. It doesn't always shoot straight, especially after rum
4. It likes a jolly roger

basically a hard on that goes into odd places

Randy's trouser pirate should never be inserted into anything mechanical again!

by Eric Tanager December 8, 2006

Portland Pirates

Hands down the GREATEST AHL team ever to grace the earth. In their inagural season, '93-'94, they won the Calder Cup. But since then they have yet to do it again. They were affiliated with the Washington Capitals until the '05-'06 season. They are now affiliated with the Mighty Ducks of Anaheim.

Past Portland greats: Kevin Kaminski, Byron Dafoe, Sergei Gonchar, Olaf Kolzig, Ken Klee, Andrew Brunette, Martin Brochu, Steve Poapst, Mark Major, Mel Angelstad...many more

Current Portland greats: Jordan Smith, Dustin Penner, Shane O'Brien, Curtis Glencross, Trevor Gillies, Ryan Shannon, Pierre Parenteau, Dieter Kochan, Tim Brent, Ladislav Smid, Geoff Peters, (Corey Perry), (Ryan Getzlaf), (SCOOTER SMITH)...many more

The PORTLAND PIRATES eat so much fetus...it's INSANE!
The Portland Pirates destroy the shrimping Manchester Monarchs.

by ThillyBlakey January 16, 2006

Sean Connery the Pirate

Sean Connery THE Pirate- almost like Sean Connery, but a pirate. The ONLY pirate. He's Sean Connery.. ERGO, pirate.
Often heard on prank phone calls.

I'm Sean Connery the pirate.

by Shakespeare133 January 15, 2008