When your brain is completely consumed by thoughts or pirates and pirating, often accompanied by thoughts of adventure and treasure-hunting. People with Pirate Brain can become obsessed, and even have constant dreams about pirates (or being one). It is often brought on by watching/reading large amounts of One Piece, or watching a Pirates of the Caribbean movie.
Guy 1: Man I had this dream last night where I was the best pirate in the world.
Guy 2: Sound like someone has a case of Pirate Brain...
Guy 1: SHIVER ME TIMBERS!
Guy 2: Sound like someone has a case of Pirate Brain...
Guy 1: SHIVER ME TIMBERS!
by Exonence July 19, 2011
Get the Pirate Brain mug.Style of underground music embraced by hipsters rooted in punk rock, on the west coast. Specifically, the title is attributed to bands in the east bay, with some being on the record label asian man records, with notable exceptions.
History: The term came from the title of the band Pteradon's song, Urban Pirate Style. Originally, the song is a satire of self indulgent punk rockers who otherwise would have neglected the scene, however, this title was adopted and attributed to bands which have a firm DIY punk rock background, but may appear to fit more into the hipster/indie rock scene. Examples include, Pteradon, Joyce Manor, and Mane Horse, just to name a few.
History: The term came from the title of the band Pteradon's song, Urban Pirate Style. Originally, the song is a satire of self indulgent punk rockers who otherwise would have neglected the scene, however, this title was adopted and attributed to bands which have a firm DIY punk rock background, but may appear to fit more into the hipster/indie rock scene. Examples include, Pteradon, Joyce Manor, and Mane Horse, just to name a few.
by indiejazzlove August 10, 2012
Get the urban pirate mug.The sexual act of pulling out right before you finish, breaking your partner's leg and then shitting in his/her eye.
Guy: Hey babe, you have fun last night?
Girl: Yeah, until you gave me that God damn Swedish Pirate.
Guy: Let's hook up again tomorrow night.
Girl: No!
Guy: Why?
Girl:....Well ok. I'll bring lube.
Girl: Yeah, until you gave me that God damn Swedish Pirate.
Guy: Let's hook up again tomorrow night.
Girl: No!
Guy: Why?
Girl:....Well ok. I'll bring lube.
by Gramma Knobgobbles November 29, 2011
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"dude, why does your girl have two black eyes? That's not a good look."
"Nah, it's fine, I gave her a blind pirate!"
"Nah, it's fine, I gave her a blind pirate!"
by jake_ace_22 March 28, 2019
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Get the Pirate ass mug.A woman of low moral character who tries to have sex with a man already in a committed relationship. Commonly referred to as a “homewrecker” but may differ from a homewrecker by using sex acts as leverage to gain preferential treatment and or gifts.
Cock pirates are actually hookers in training. They just haven’t developed the balls to ask for the money up front yet.
Cock pirates are actually hookers in training. They just haven’t developed the balls to ask for the money up front yet.
by CaptainCapricorn August 8, 2020
Get the Cock Pirate mug.This describes a guy who is into sports, loves to drink, and can consume copious amounts of liquor. He's not a particularly good dancer, and usually does not have a steady girlfriend but looks for the one night stands and random hookups with promiscuous women. These men are usually unshaven, have ear piercings and some times sport bandanas. When they speak they feel its neceessary to start a sentence with a profanity and end a sentence with a profanity. There is another offshoot of the modern day Pirate which goes by the name of the Meathead Pirate which can be spotted pumping heavy iron in some secluded dungeon , devouring mountains of food until there at the point of vomiting, taking tons of dietary supplements and sometimes a couple of cycles of anabolic steroids here and there for good measure which attributes to additional hostility and agression. Pirates in general live for the moment and there only goal in life is to soothe the inner beast inside of them whether it be with tons of liqour, random crazy usually unprotected sex with random women, or the occasional bar room brawl. Society labels this small cult of people as Crude, brutal, inhuman, ruthless, savage, vicious ,offensive, raw, attrocious, degenerate, depraved, immoral, sinful and sometimes even evil. But research shows that these so-called brutes are genetically predisposed to this lifestyle they are actually more animal than human in some cases they have a testosterone level 3 times that of a normal man which leads to three times the agression, appetite, sex drive, and capacity for alchohol then the normal man.
by eji2010 May 14, 2007
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