pink muffin

when a man, particularly south asian, bangs a kinky sex slave in every hole cause her to explode pink cake batter all over you dick and you eat it.

do you know the pink muffin man that lives in south asia and slams fat bitches.

Dude my bro curtis was telling me how he pink muffined the shit out of his indian slave bitch and it tasted better than marges dirty vaginal cabbage juice.

by sex slave master69 my nipples January 12, 2011

Pink Floyd Fan

Someone who knows that Pink Floyd put out more than just 3 albums.

Someone who knows that the song is called “Another Brick in the Wall Part II” and not “We don’t need no education”. (Yes I’ve heard people call it).
Someone who doesn’t think Another Brick in the Wall Part II is their best song.
Someone who can listen to all 23 and a half minutes of Echoes and not get bored.

Someone who can name all members of the band.

Guy: so you like Pink Floyd?
Guy 2: Yeah they’re great! I’m a huge Pink Floyd fan.

Guy: what’s your favorite song?
Guy 2: We don’t need no education!
Guy: that’s not what it’s called...don’t call yourself a fan.

by TheRussianHammer July 26, 2017

Paddler of the pink canoe

someone who licks vaginas, eats pussy, etc.
can be a man or a women(lesbian/bisexual)
since the vagina looks somewhat like a canoe and the person's tongue is like the paddle.

"I just like to kiss girls, I would never paddle their pink canoe."

or

"Yo dude I just scored with that hot chick."
"YOU F***ING PADDLER OF THE PINK CANOE! SWEETTTT!"

by dykefersureee March 24, 2009

playing the pink guitar

Masturbation, jacking off.

Arthur was "playing the pink guitar" when his secretary suddenly walked in his office.

by Buddha Mama December 15, 2008

pink elephant

What one sees when going cold turkey from alcohol addiction.

The wino dried up and saw some pink elephants today.

by Kerb November 29, 2004

pink party

A private gathering in which males and females engage in sexual intercourse.
Party for men hosted by nubile (and horny) females.
Plainly, a pussy party
A gangbang

I heard there's going to be some hot tail at tonight's pink party

by Aidan Bauer April 25, 2006

Pink Line

When receiving results back on a Scantron test and seeing so many pink letters next to your answers, they appear to create a long pink line. Basically, you failed it.

"What'd you get on that American Studies test?"
"Dude... pink line! My parents are gonna kill me."

by kROBiiNx21 February 11, 2009