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Clay Pigeons

A term referring to when you are in a business meeting and everyone is at a standstill on new ideas or a compromise. Nothing has progressed after hours. So everyone throws new, lucid, off-fangled ideas out into the open. It's a metaphor that comes from a hunting exercise, where to prep for a hunt, one shoots clay pigeons instead of real pigeons. You're just throwing stuff up in the air -- hopefully something hits. Akin to throwing darts until someone hits close to the bullseye.
Nick: Hey, Alissa Heinerscheid, we've been at this business proposal for hours and it's going nowhere. Let's just throw up some clay pigeons and see if something hits. I'll let you start.

Alissa Heinerscheid: Well Nick there's this one LGTBQ+ influencer out there...

Nick: Get the FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE! (Holds recording device to his mouth) Note to self: No more trannie-influencer-ideas and hey, waiter, "I'll take two clay pigeons to go".
by Studs Lonigan III October 30, 2023
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Pigeon

A beguiled MARK that is used to syphon juice out of their own soul by LIZZIE BANKS.
JIMMY thinks he's a cornhusker but in reality he's just a dumbass PIGEON who would sell his own soul up joe creek for shits n'giggles and five more minutes of fame.
by JIMMY_BASTER_III_III May 8, 2023
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Pigeon

Hammonton’s mean, lean, killing machine of an Army. These feathered friends look cute and soft on the outside but are equipped with military grade weapons. You do not want to get on the pigeons bad side. #coo
Oh no, the pigeon saw Hammonton’s Public Enemy #1.
by anonymous November 28, 2023
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Pigeons and the Wasps

Lesbian/Gay sex ED. Basically opposite of the birds and the bees.
Told my dad I was gay and he was tryna give me the pigeons and the wasps talk.
by humtoitriley December 4, 2023
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Carrier Pigeon

A person who moves among the individuals in a tribe of friends, telling everybody what they say about each other. The intentions may be unclear, but rarely does the behavior help mend fences, and it usually blows up bridges. The Carrier Pigeon sits backs with a box of popcorn and watches the fruits of their labors unfold.
Ooo damn, I don't know about her. Bettie and Lydia were having some problems. Instead of encouraging them to salvage their friendship she told them all the bad things they were saying about each other. She's such a Carrier Pigeon.
by Hallow Weener December 17, 2022
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Pigeon

A friend who never buys anything and just has your left overs. Always asks you what does that taste like
Hey look at Richard waiting for me to finish my food so he can have the left overs. What a pigeon
by Matty365 January 13, 2023
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Pigeon

A retarded prick called Archie who is anerexic and has one but and no friends
Oi that guy is a proba pigeon
by Nignig 200 November 13, 2018
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