Philip krauser

a tall dude who’s cute but in a republican kinda way. go white boy go

see that republican dude

yeah

that’s philip krauser

by Simp for caydon May 9, 2021

Philippina Pilled

When you would rather marry a woman from the philippines then be an incel.

Ben :Travis you are so Philippina pilled!
Travis: but hapa babies are POG dude!

by Open_tohomosexwitdogs May 30, 2021

Philip

A serial womanizer and owns many harems (might be into horses) really smart dirty but quiet.

FEMALE: hey Philip
Philip: Hi
FEMALE: *falls in love*

by i like kiwi June 7, 2021

Philism

The purest of pure bollocks. A series of random words are fed into a slot machine of a brain, an individual pulls the lever by initiating a dialogue, and, in return, receives a story that bears no relation to any form of reality. An inane practice heavily influenced by dog walking.

Individual, "Did you see Coca Cola's shares have plummeted over the course of the euros". Philism, "Well I actually met the founder of Coca Cola on the planet Saturn in 2311, and he told me that the next big thing would be laceless shoes".

by Harry Handle June 24, 2021

philisnotonfire

A beautiful creation. The definition of art itself. True representation of companionship, love and such a bond through- JK ITS JUST A COUPLE OF DUDES IN CAT WHISKERS ^-^

philisnotonfire is taking over and generally ruining my life. i spend hours drawing cat whiskers with no shame, save yourself, its too late for me.
-Ollie Xxx

by PeachMilkPoison July 30, 2021

Philipp T

A very nice Man who Likes feet from men or from Grand mothers

Philipp T is a sniffer

by LamaraXI November 20, 2021

Philipp

Philipp is a puppy who is taken by bunny. I am so sorry for you, but you can not take him anymore. His bunny can be pretty aggressive so I advise you not to touch her puppy and get your petty paws away from him as far as possible. Philipp has nice sence of rhyme and is good in writing love poems.

I met Philipp yesterday

by Aghxyz September 21, 2021