penis

something justin beiber doesn't have.

Justin beiber doesn't have a penis

by I love vagina in my mouth September 9, 2011

Penis

that thing i please various women with

"i please many women last night with my penis"

by jesus August 17, 2003

penis

a thing that looks like a dead ass worm, that has been run over 15 times and also has been stomped on by dumbo the elephant.

“i saw a dead body, it looked like a penis”

by ihateeveryoneespeciallybabies March 2, 2021

Penis

Someone who is professional at piano.

"Your friend is a nice penis"

by Regunull August 6, 2021

penis

it's something i stick inside your mom

I stuck my penis in a door.

by penisinsideadoor January 17, 2022

penis

this is the funny. it is the shit we laugh about. we all know why you're here so why don't you just fucking admit it

"wow, that woman's penis is fucking huge Johnathan"

by Orange smegma motha fucka June 6, 2021

penis

a tiny tiny tiny thing

or

what i stick in ur mom

you have a tiny penis

by big_pp_100 May 18, 2021