cum pets

Children.

These kids are cum pets!

by Ice Hooker July 30, 2022

Het pet

Likes opposite sex..or the pet has been petted too much.

That girl has had her het pet.

by Rmotorgirl21 April 10, 2019

Scratch pet food

The most amazing, sustainable, healthy, fresh Aussie made and owned dog food goin’ round. Chuck out the rest. Will give old mate ripper shits, less farts 💨 and fur that rivals a beauty influencer’s. Plus it’s bloody good for the planet too. And it’s not run by knobheads or big chocolate factory moguls.

Woah your dog’s poo is so perfectly formed and healthy looking! They must be on Scratch pet food.

by Ilovemydogthemost November 24, 2021

pet names

names that make you feel butterflies.

names that make me slip into subspace.

"goodgirl" "hi princess" "my slut" are my favorite examples of pet names

by lovelygutz December 4, 2022

Pet Simulator

A rebraning of "Autism Association"

The child played Pet Simulator

by Ipadkid.com February 9, 2023

Pocket pet

A pocket pet is a sex slave that you shrink and put in your pocket to take out when needed, they provide knowledge and pleasure

I need help on this test, let me ask my pocket pet.

I'd like some me time, and a cuddle from my pocket pet.

by Uno_Bruno August 19, 2024

Pet Man

A fictional man who you consider your bitch. You may feel attraction to this man, but that is irrelevant because if he were real you would not have feelings for him. It is common for liking the pet man to be a personality trait.

Samantha won’t stop talking about her pet man, Diluc from Genshin Impact. She’s retweeted 15 shirtless pics of him in the past hour.

by Dimitrimajima March 29, 2022