A condition where your vagina resembles an opened beef patty after a sex toy explodes inside the vaginal canal.
Guy 1: yoo I was getting it on with my chick last night and the vibrator I got from aliexpress blew up inside her bro
Guy 2: Shit bro she got a flashbang beef patty
Guy 2: Shit bro she got a flashbang beef patty
by Yurboy1g April 25, 2022
by Digdogger August 06, 2018
A very handsome guy with the kindest heart, he can light up a room with just a smile, hes so so smart, literally the best dude ever, not to mention talented. A goat at baseball and everything else he does. Hes got it all.
by Medinasaitoski September 14, 2020
Patty means ass cheeks and wagon is for riding. Thu meaning that a man rides the girl instead of the girl rising the man
by fuck your moms mom May 27, 2017
A legend in the hall of schools in Steubenville many say she’s a ghost here to redeem her sins but little do they know she really just wants to maintain the consistency of “big dick energy”.
by Loaf of the crumb January 11, 2021
My very fat fish
Friend: “What’s your fishes name?”
Me: “I don’t know, maybe Fatty Patty? Or Obese Denise?”
Friend: “How about Obese Fatty Denise Patty?”
Me: “GrEaT iDeA”
Me: “I don’t know, maybe Fatty Patty? Or Obese Denise?”
Friend: “How about Obese Fatty Denise Patty?”
Me: “GrEaT iDeA”
by XxAdriannaxX September 01, 2018
1) While Mike was fucking Sara doggy style, he gave her ass a patty slap.
2) Mario bent Kandi over the desk and pattyslapped her.
2) Mario bent Kandi over the desk and pattyslapped her.
by waluigimaniac December 27, 2021