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munch

Someone who eats pussy or in other words a eater.
by Nav GZZZZ September 5, 2022
mugGet the munchmug.

Munching the leather gorilla

Going down on an older woman who is ridiculously hairy.
Similar to tasting the fuzzy purse or the bearded beaver.
John: Where were you last night I tried to call you?
Paul: I went down on Rebecca Anderson's mom but it just felt like munching the leather gorilla.
John: Oh yeah I hear it's like a a bearded beaver.
Paul: Nah, bearded beaver is tasty, at least it wasn't a fuzzy purse.
John: Oh man, at least it wasn't a fuzzy pudding purse.
Paul: Yeah, but it stank of asparagus.
John: That tastes chief.
by TaylorS999 March 4, 2012
mugGet the Munching the leather gorillamug.

Munch

Ice spice lookin ass you a male drag queen with a 2 millimeter defeater. Why you eating her pussy without gettin that top.
Man 1: you a munch
Man 2: no I’m not
Man 1: you alr know you gave me that sloppy you homiesexual stop playin no way I’m touchin you
by sexy man boy sex May 8, 2023
mugGet the Munchmug.

munch

honestly idk what the hell she meant she thought we was feeling her she look like chucky with curly hair
by ig:atlgo September 5, 2022
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dweeb ass munch

A person who gets above a 1 or 2 on an AP Exam aka. A person who gets a 3, 4, or 5 on any AP Exam
Chase: “Yo did you hear Colin got a 5 on the AP European History Exam!”
Aiden: “Dude no way hes a dweeb ass munch!”
by Not@DWEEBASSMUNCH May 4, 2023
mugGet the dweeb ass munchmug.

Munch

Delusional, clown ,unstable ,weirdo

An old simp who can't get over the past situationship or fling !!
by Mrscullen01 September 7, 2022
mugGet the Munchmug.

chicken munching iron suck

While I'm KFC, you start to eat the door handle, and erotically moan very loudly, this then causes an up roar, and you start to take the door handle up the bum until it either hurts or you get pulled off. Now, you order your food and walk away like nothing happned.
I saw a Chicken Munching Iron Suck yesterday.
by OzzyOddBalls November 21, 2016
mugGet the chicken munching iron suckmug.

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