fuck ass

An annoying, dickish, and idiotic person. Someone who embodies the qualities of a fuck ass.

B.J. is such a fuck ass. He needs to be curb stomped.

by yourmotherisahamster March 15, 2010

ass cactus

A large, nut-filled turd that hurts the ass upon exit.

Man, that crap hurt! It was a real ass cactus!

by Bigsteve February 24, 2005

asses out

Walkin' around with your ass out like you don't give a fuck.

Dude pull up your pants
Hell no, I'm asses out!

by tim glomb July 14, 2009

Ass Vortex

Loosening your sphincter muscle, allowing one to inhale Air through ones own ass, and then using that air to fart at will!

Sven tried to impress some girls by doing an ass Vortex.

by tx3000 May 2, 2010

Ass Period

What you miss after having anal sex, meaning you are not ass-pregnant.

I pulled her on the bed and did her up the ass, later she told me she missed her ass period.

by Urban Dictionary May 10, 2010

ass-phyxiated

Being subjected to the odor of a horrific fart in very close quarters.

For the love of God, open that window before we’re all ass-phyxiated!

by MoLo36 April 22, 2009

ass napkins

another name for toilet paper

im stuck on the bowl, theres no more ass napkins!

by calimoe May 30, 2006