October 29th

National smack your crushes ass day

You: Hey emily can i smack your ass?
Emily: Ew no
You: But it’s october 29th

Emily: Ok fine

by haha gotcha October 17, 2020

October 25

The time when you make the boys eat a bloody tampon to experience what the girls have to go through.

Hey guys it’s October 25, let’s make the boys eat a bloody tampon.

by Lem.on sucker October 21, 2019

October 23

October 23 is the day to gun lean behind a teacher at school (if you don't know how to gun lean look it up)

Good luck :D

October 23 is the day to gun lean

by Lil chimp October 17, 2019

October 24

october 24 is national british girl day, the day when you act like a british girl.

how to prepare for october 24:

1. practice shaking your entire body 😍
2. wear lots of makeup 😳
3. practice speaking in a british accent 🔥
4. talk like a brit girl would 🤪

examples:

omg luv it rally xx 😍
periodt pooh xx luv ! 🙈😘🥰
where’s the shirt from babes xxxx😍😍😍🤩💖💖✨

last step, 4. make a tik tok and put it in 3x 🥵

samantha: omg it’s october 24!

sam: what about it?

samantha: omg you never heard?! it’s national british girl day!

sam: huh? what’s that?

samantha: it’s when you talk like a british girl, here’s an example.

“go b luv the outfit babes rally 😍🔥🥰”

sam: oh god oh no oh god they’re back oh god oh no oh god-

samantha: lUv iT hUn wHeReS tHe nAiL pOliSh fRoM bAbEs 🙉😍🙉🔥

sam: 👁👄👁

by diarrhea_toast October 17, 2019

October 27

Tallest friend slapping day. When you see your tallest friend, or any tall friend, make sure to slap them .

Friends under 5’3October 27th! You know what the means, it’s time to slap your tallest friend.

Friends above 5’2: please don’t slap me.

by Sempiesause October 21, 2019

October 27

A day in 2017 in which lots of movies and video games came out.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, when does Super Mario Odyssey come out?"
Guy 2: "October 27th."

by Mario Mario the Mario Fan October 12, 2017

october 24th

A day on which all trombone players are celebrated. Drinking is mandatory, as is dancing in the street. Trumpet players can also be celebrated.

Ryan celebrated October 24th right by playing his trombone all day and drinking all night.

by SamIAm92 October 19, 2010