own goal perk

An immature soccer goalie who makes funny noises when scoring an own goal. Normally a useless but dramatic save.

A goalie who normally scores own goals in soccer.

Definition of own goals- he scores goals on his own team while being in goal.

The goalie may sometimes have a hyper/competitive mom.

God dammit Perk you scored on our own team!(Player 1)
Our fucking goalie sucks! (Player 2)
Perk why did you kick it into our goal! (Player 3)
What a dumbass goalie! (Soccer Mom)
Parker that's 5 laps damnit! (Coach)
Perk argues with reff. and earns a yellow card...
Perk lies on the ground with the ball in his own goal, crying.
This is an own goal perk.
I quit coach... Perk! Perk!

by Tron Adams May 31, 2007

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Owen

A guy who doesn't get up when he's told too and sleeps in until 12 pm on a FRIDAY! Just do what you have too to get hin to wake up.

Wake Up Owen! Dont sleep in past 9!!!

by Dude2113 May 8, 2020

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Owl

The closest thing to instant messaging in Harry Potter.

"Harry, did you get my message, i sent it by Owl like an hour ago"

by The dude who mooed March 1, 2009

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OWTTE

Other words to that effect - Boring, Lame, Unexciting.

Lingo used in the International Baccalaureate marking criteria - because people are smart enough to mark IB exams, but dumb enough to think that the answers have to be verbatim.

My friend said that Indian people sucked, or OWTTE.

by CosmicMonkey July 29, 2009

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