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Making olive oil

Cramming as many olives in your partners butthole (brimming full) and then have anal, use a dildo, or a strap on and peg your partner until the fruits of your labor (destroyed olives, the juice from the olives , and sex juices) starts rushing or gushing out.
Jason and his wife went on a European vacation and while on their Mediterranean cruise his wife exclaimes while holding a massive jar of olives in one hand and a strap on in the other “let’s make some olive oil!!!!”. Jason loves making Olive oil !
by RS THE PIG September 2, 2019
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I’ve Struck Oil!

I’ve Struck Oil! When a man and a woman are engaged in a reverse 69, where the man is on top, he thrusts his cock so far into the females mouth that it goes through the back of her throat. As the blood fills in her mouth, the thrusting cock will cause it to erupt up the shaft and out of the woman’s mouth, similar to when oil bursts from an oil drill. Upon the blood erupting the man yells “I’ve struck oil!”.
Lenny: Dude I need to tell you something

Tim: what’s up
Lenny: I was reverse 69ing Becky the other night and I killed her.

Tim: excuse me?
Lenny: I slammed my Johnson so far down her throat that it stalled out of the back of her neck.
Tim: what! What did you do?
Lenny: bro I yelled “I’ve struck oil!”
Tim: right on! Wanna get some pancakes?
by Ronald McDickfart April 2, 2023
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Snake Oil Salesman

1. A con man
2. A male trying to talk a woman into having intercourse with him. The reference comes from a penis somewhat resembling a snake and from oil being an analog for semen.
The snake oil salesman did not present a very convincing case as he still lived with his parents and the lie he told me when he said, "Oh, they're actually staying with me, so I can take care of them." was transparent as both of them were able bodied and still employed.
by BadAtAcronyms June 7, 2017
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texas oil field

Severe anal penetration (male or female) resulting in the expulsion of fecal matter all over the giver's genetalia.
I fucked her ass so hard, she erupted like a texas oil field.
by sluggo140 April 17, 2006
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libyan oil change

verb. when a girl fingers a mans butt hole
excuse me miss can i please get one Libyan oil change?

yes u can sir $100.
by dirty a and the boys April 6, 2011
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Canola Oil

Canola Oil

A Genetically engineered oil made from rapeseed. It is the cheapest oil and is found in almost all processed foods. It is an oil that is used as a lubricant, fuel, soap and synthetic rubber base and as a illuminate for color pages in magazines. It is an industrial oil, not a food. It causes emphysema, respiratory distress, anemia, constipation, irritability, and blindness in animals and humans.

Rapeseed oil was the source of the chemical warfare agent mustard gas, which was banned after blistering the lungs and skins of hundred of thousands of soldiers and civilians during W.W.I. The Canadian government and industry paid our Federal Food and Drug Administration (FDA) $50 million dollars to have canola oil placed on the (GRAS) List, Generally Recognized As Safe.
Whoever use canola oil ya soul will boil - JJ DOOM - GMO
by DreaMT March 5, 2013
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Checking your own oil

When a man is able to fold his penis back and stick it in to his own anus.
Have you ever heard of checking your own oil? I'm sure Ron Jeremy has done it quite a few times.
by ThisSecretNinja April 15, 2010
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