"You waste of oxygen, get your fat ass off the couch. I'll be at your house in 5."
"I was trying to take a nap. I hope you trip and die on the way in the door."
"Gee, so glad to have you for a best friend."
"I was trying to take a nap. I hope you trip and die on the way in the door."
"Gee, so glad to have you for a best friend."
by Hesebe July 25, 2016
Instead of keeping your friends from making stupid decisions, you film them as fuck up their whole lives
by S-l-u-t March 14, 2019
A best friend is that one person in your life, who no matter what will always be by your side. Your best friend will always be there for you no matter what, and they are not embarrassed to be around you in public, because they have gotten used to all the stupid things you say and do. A best friend is someone you can spend all of your time with, and tell them anything. A best friend is there when you accomplish something great, or fail miserably. A best friend is the person your closest to.
My best friend Kyle and I have been best friends since freshmen year of high school, and we do everything together.
by Boomerang Sanchez November 23, 2013
Two people who never get tired of each other. Who has there back no matter what. Who you can be your self around. Do crazy things together.do things together. Fight together. To not leave each other behind. Know everything about you. When you guys think alike. Who seen you naked. To know your deepest secrets. Can't stay mad at. Can cry in front of. Spend money on each other.
by Ray.ray July 30, 2015
Someone you trust completely.
Someone you pee your pants laughing with.
Someone you can look ugly around.
Someone who praises your burps.
Someone who can take you're stuff without asking.
Someone you find at your house before your home.
Someone your mother trusts.
Someone that pisses you off like no other.
Someone you love anyway.
Someone who helps by just being there.
Someone that can put you back together.
Someone who knows things about you that you don't even know.
Someone who you know will still be there after a fight.
Someone who completes you.
Someone that picks up on the second ring.
Someone you have planned your future with.
Someone that just knows.
Someone you pee your pants laughing with.
Someone you can look ugly around.
Someone who praises your burps.
Someone who can take you're stuff without asking.
Someone you find at your house before your home.
Someone your mother trusts.
Someone that pisses you off like no other.
Someone you love anyway.
Someone who helps by just being there.
Someone that can put you back together.
Someone who knows things about you that you don't even know.
Someone who you know will still be there after a fight.
Someone who completes you.
Someone that picks up on the second ring.
Someone you have planned your future with.
Someone that just knows.
by Caramel Yum January 15, 2016
The things that you can not live without they will always be there for you. Even if you cant see them they'll be there and you can ALWAYS trust them. If your bestfriend leaves you in your time of need they aren't your best friend. There is a difference between a special freind and a best friend a best freind will be like a brother or a sister to you and will help you... Get it? xx
Random person: Dont hurt her otherwise her bestfriend will be after you.
Other random person: Best friends are
always the best
Other random person: Best friends are
always the best
by boohun January 26, 2014
by GloryKlaw March 05, 2016