ass cactus

A large, nut-filled turd that hurts the ass upon exit.
Man, that crap hurt! It was a real ass cactus!
by Bigsteve February 24, 2005
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ass melon

(n) An insult, particularly in reference to an annoying small child, but also used as a pejorative for anyone you dislike.
The term is derived from the concept that the pain of giving birth is like trying to pass a watermelon out one's anus.
Stop being an ass melon.
Look at the little ass melons running through the store.
Why do you have to be such an ass melon?
by Larayne November 19, 2013
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Marzio's Ass

Person 1: Oh my god did you see Marzio's Ass?
Person 2: cum
by BasAmbro April 15, 2022
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Cream ass

A person who gets everything he/she wants without need to work for it.
by dontcallmealiar October 16, 2017
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ass-phyxiated

Being subjected to the odor of a horrific fart in very close quarters.

For the love of God, open that window before we’re all ass-phyxiated!
by MoLo36 April 22, 2009
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ass napkins

im stuck on the bowl, theres no more ass napkins!
by calimoe May 26, 2006
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Spain's ass

The best ass in Hetalia. No arguments with this one
Spain's ass is best ass in Hetalia.
by 🅱️ommunism January 17, 2022
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