Matthew (especially with Newton at the end)

A bitch, a short ass mothafuker, he probably is packing a good 1.2 inch clock, matthews are not very intelligent but they believe they are.

Bro1: Yo should we invite him to the party

Bro2: nah man his names is Matthew

Bro1: ugh thats gross, we should leave

Matthew (especially with Newton at the end)

by WordGod22 January 28, 2022

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Sir Isaac Newton

Sir Isaac Newton is one of the greatest scientists of all times and lived in the 17th century. Isaac Newton explained the workings of the universe through mathematics. He formulated laws of motion. These laws are math formulas that explain how objects move when a force acts on them.

He also invented Gravity and Calculus.

He is also still alive till this day.

Person: You know who Sir Isaac Newton is?

Person 2: Isn't he the dude who invented Gravity and Calculus to spite us all?

by SirlsaacNewton May 7, 2023

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Mizz Isaac Newton's Apple Bottom

The drag queen name of your physics professor

"Did you see Mizz Isaac Newton's Apple Bottom's performance in class today"

"Yeah I couldn't understand any of it but the makeup was on point"

by allergictodirt October 3, 2024

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Stinky Budda Newt

Violating another man in the mens locker room with a finger deep in the bunghole while hes showering. Preferably while he has soaped up or bent over after dropping the soap.

Watch out in the men's locker room showers you might be the victim of a Stinky Budda Newt.

by Ace Rothstein March 25, 2026

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