I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷

I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷

Person: Hey, I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Other person: okay❤️

by Zorosbreast February 7, 2024

Nigga Please

A cereal that has good shit on it, like I fucking want it right now.

Person 1: Bro your cereal tastes good. What's the cereal called? So I want to nut on this cereal
Person 2 (who is a whigga): Nigga please.
Person 1: What the fuck i'm going to beat your ass up
Person 2: No, Nigga please (shows the cereal)
Person 1: Ohhh, ok now OILED UP right now.

by yeezyeatsassalot December 23, 2023

Bitch please

Bitch please is like saying I don’t believe you

Bitch please you haven’t lost any weight

by Steph yea lynn March 5, 2024

Please the fetus

The act of showing respect to a pregnant woman

I have to please the fetus with my wife for 9 months.

by Kamran Becker October 23, 2018

I’m Having a stroke please call someone

When you’re in the process of having a stroke and you nde to lte oothrse nkowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

David-“Why golly gee wilikers, it’s snowing outside!”

Geoff-“David please help I’m having a stroke please call someone

by StarchDisks December 6, 2022

pleasing

a company that was created by harry styles. they sell nail polish, as well as beauty products and even merchandise! find your pleasing at pleasing.com :)

person 1: have you seen that harry styles created a company?
person 2: what?! he did? where can i purchase anything at?
person 1: pleasing.com
person 2: okay! i’m definitely going to check it out!

by harrystylesenthusiast December 5, 2021

I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god

my bones hurt

I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god send me to the hospital.

by fruitystarz0 October 11, 2023