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ninja tickets 

A new method of internet shopping that searches and compares prices in real time without being detected by the host site.
Ninjatickets.com is a ninja tickets shopping site.
ninja tickets by NinjaTickets September 11, 2007

ninja dusting

Giving off a silent fart, grabbing it with your hand and then bringing your hand up in a ninja fashion and throwing your fingers open, unleashing the putrid stench.
Did you see that guy ninja dusting everyone? What a maniac.
ninja dusting by bRad nig January 2, 2008

ninja burn 

To unexpectedly burn anyone after being idle or silent during a conversation or situation.

To insult successfully without being involved.
Some guy ninja burned us on the bus today.

The only time Rob ever says anything is when he sees the opportunity for a ninja burn.

ninja shower 

When you have a quiet shower by not turning the water pressure up to high so as to not wake up other residents within your residence who may be awoken by the sound of water flowing through pipes.
It was after midnight and everyone was asleep so in order to bathe thyself I enacted the ancient form and techniques of the ninja shower.
ninja shower by majesticbeard October 26, 2014

Ninja Dust 

The attack mechanism of one farting in their hand and gradually approaching the enemy to stick the invisible death gas in their face.
(fart noise) Farts in hand* (walks up to K-dog):puts hand in face- NINJA DUST!
Ninja Dust by Kyle McNinja December 5, 2015

ninja nut 

Nutting in a public place, undetected
Man I got away with a ninja nut yesterday.
ninja nut by Nick6302 August 10, 2017