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Mushroom Princess 

Someone living in blissful ignorance -- in the dark and feeding off someone's crap.
Sally's been a mushroom princess, gobbling up Andrew's lies and living in ignorant bliss.
Mushroom Princess by Puffet December 12, 2010

Love Mushroom 

A compound word referring to the male genetelia.

Often found in dark, damp, and overgrown holes where the sun don't shine.
Geoff won't stop talking about the size of his love mushroom.
Love Mushroom by BGF February 2, 2006

mushroom stain 

The wet mark or marks left behind after you club your partner or partners with your dork just after pulling it out of them.
I busted my nut in the Ho and then left mushroom stains all over her face and forehead.
mushroom stain by wild willie November 8, 2007

Mushroom Picker 

A person, typically female, who is either highly-accepting or a fan of males with exceedingly small (e.g. with the appearance of a mushroom) genitals.
My pal Forest is poorly endowed, so we got to find him a serious mushroom picker to take care of him.
Mushroom Picker by spinelesss October 2, 2021

green mushroom 

In an exchange of burns and insults, dealing a comeback better than the previous diss.
That was an awesome 1-up about his mom. You totally green mushroom'd him!

Mushroom tip 

The end of a penis (Also known as: Bell end and THE TIP and many m,ore)
My mushroom tip is all cummy i need to wipe it up.