When you mess up so bad you say the the first words that come to your head. You may say this when:
1. You spill water on something important.
2. You say ´hi´ to someone you thought was someone else.
3. Your computer dies when you are working on something and it doesn´t save
4. You reread the first sentence and realize there was two thes.
1. You spill water on something important.
2. You say ´hi´ to someone you thought was someone else.
3. Your computer dies when you are working on something and it doesn´t save
4. You reread the first sentence and realize there was two thes.
by WOWIE SANS!!!!! January 6, 2023
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"Get on the back half of that motherfucker" said Dick Rangah when he realised that the petrol at the local servo was on special.
Or.....
Tom Cruise was so horny for some ass action that when John Travolta walked past he couldn't resist getting on the back half of that motherfucker.
Or.....
Tom Cruise was so horny for some ass action that when John Travolta walked past he couldn't resist getting on the back half of that motherfucker.
by Therterkerjerbs December 27, 2023
Get the Get on the back half of that motherfucker mug.This is when you hate your life because you hate your job. Typically this is a result of hating your boss and you often find that you rant and rave about how he should be dead or in jail. So what do you do? You secretly invite his mother to the office on Mother’s Day and sneak into his office and have the dirtiest sex imaginable. Fingers in the ass...everything. But then the job isn’t done. Once you send her on her way you shit in his pencil drawer at his desk. Big steamer.
Time to wrap up. Quietly tiptoe out of there and punch that time clock. You’ve accomplished all you’re getting done today.
Time to wrap up. Quietly tiptoe out of there and punch that time clock. You’ve accomplished all you’re getting done today.
“Hi, Deanna?” It’s Jim from the front desk. Listen your son can’t talk right now, he’s in a meeting. But Happy Mothers Day! Why don’t you come to the office.”
...then you proceed to step on her face while you bend her over the desk...
“That was amazing, why don’t you go clean up. I’ll be right there.”
Steer clear of the office for a little while boys. I just did us all a solid and Motherfucked The Boss . You mind punching me out? I need a cigarette.
...then you proceed to step on her face while you bend her over the desk...
“That was amazing, why don’t you go clean up. I’ll be right there.”
Steer clear of the office for a little while boys. I just did us all a solid and Motherfucked The Boss . You mind punching me out? I need a cigarette.
by Larry and Rex and Benny February 4, 2020
Get the Motherfucked The Boss mug.Buoyancy motherfuckers is used to indicate when someone knows about a subject and the rest of the people discussing it don't. It is usually used when the people with limited knowledge attempt to think logically and question the topic, which would sound logical to any average person but really stupid to someone who actually knows about the topic.
TLDR; a person who knows shit says buyoancy motherfuckers to make others understand they don't
TLDR; a person who knows shit says buyoancy motherfuckers to make others understand they don't
Guy-1: You know how there's no friction in space? Why don't we utilize that? Why are planets so hard to reach if we can just push our rocket and wait for it to go there?
Guy-2: Bro that's not how that wor-
Guy-3: Yeah it makes no sense how we build huge rockets carrying so much fuel.
Guy-2: Buoyancy motherfuckers! Go watch a Kerbal Space Program video or something, that's not how that works.
Guy-2: Bro that's not how that wor-
Guy-3: Yeah it makes no sense how we build huge rockets carrying so much fuel.
Guy-2: Buoyancy motherfuckers! Go watch a Kerbal Space Program video or something, that's not how that works.
by Buoyant_Motherfucker April 17, 2022
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This would've been a quote said by everyone's least favorite walking bag of Skittles, but he would probably end up in court with either the Care Bears or Mars, Incorporated.
6ix9ine: TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHERFUCKER
(Suddenly, 6ix9ine got his ass dragged to court by John Franklyn Mars, assisted by the Care Bears. Idiot.)
(Suddenly, 6ix9ine got his ass dragged to court by John Franklyn Mars, assisted by the Care Bears. Idiot.)
by 7568ino November 23, 2023
Get the TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHERFUCKER mug.An increasingly popular mass refrain in the United States, directed at the Insurrectionist in Chief, due to his unstoppable deranged determination to destroy democracy and deprive US citizens of everything they know and love about being an American.
Although it’s sad and horrible to have such a socially and spiritually unacceptable thought, many American patriots, simple humanists, and scholars cannot help but utter the words, or at least think, “Die, motherfucker!” when they consider the depth of depravity that exists in this singularly pathetic and deeply destructive human being.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 28, 2023
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