Grumpy Milkshake

a hand job given by someone who is in a particularly bad mood.

My girlfriend was in such a bad mood last night but at least she still gave me a Grumpy Milkshake

by BNBears June 9, 2025

melksham milkshake

When the man ejects his baby gravy into the woman's anus, then slaps her arse as hard as he can, then holds the drinks receptacle as the Melksham Milkshake is ejected and ready to drink. Gert Lush

She was a proper goer that one, she took me back to her place and straight away insisted we share a Melksham Milkshake as a nightcap

by UncleGrampy March 19, 2025

Extra Chocolaty Milkshake

When you jerk off into a blender and ejaculate a lot and then shit into the same blender. Add some ice cream to add some sweetness, then blend it all up and serve it to your partner.

Steve: Why weren't you at the game yesterday?
Dan: Sorry man, I was giving my girlfriend an Extra Chocolaty Milkshake.

by BedSideCreme May 23, 2024

Milkshake

Milkshake - A person who is mentally thick. Doesn’t listen. Doesn’t learn. Asks the same question repeatedly.

“l’ve given them the hyperlink 6 times and they never save it and they’ve asked again. What a milkshake!”

by M1ST3RJ November 1, 2021

Milkshake With Extra Creme

When you cum on a girl’s tits and then lick and suck them.

Yesterday Sarah gave me a Milkshake with extra creme.

by fatford42 March 27, 2022

Milkshake

A delicious and tasty frozenish dairy product, that comes in a multitude of savory flavors.

On this super hot day, a milkshake is the perfect thing to cool me off.

by PandaQuita August 25, 2016

Strawberry milkshake

When a guy cups inside a girl on her period and then she proceeds to let it drip out.

"Hey baby I know your on your period let me give you a strawberry milkshake."
"She was on her period so I busted in her and it came out like a strawberry milkshake"

by Jacobswags June 15, 2018