a mile wide and an inch deep

Impressive at first but with experience, found to be stupid or unimaginative

"That John Kerry seems to have gravitas."
"He's a mile wide and an inch deep."

by octopod April 10, 2004

mile long club

A hypothetical club whose members have had sex with enough men that a line of penises of said men were arranged from end to end would stretch a mile. If the average human male penis is 6" this would account for, on average, 10,560 men. If a candidate were to include beasts of burden into their calculations the mile could be reached much faster.

My sister-in-law, despite getting a late start in life, is just slutty enough to be well on her way to becoming a member of the mile long club.

by der Klunker December 9, 2008

starbucks per a square mile

A method of measuring liberalism. A high amount of Starbucks within a square mile of an area means that it is very liberal.

Person 1: Is Arlington, Virginia conservative?
Person 2: Nah man, there are like seven Starbucks per a square mile

by dannyboyfly April 17, 2014

15 Mile Mafia Crips

A huge crips gang in Clinton Township on 15 mile road. Rivals with the 13 mile brim bloods and Mount clemens bloods.

The 15 Mile Mafia Crips shot my friend because he was wearing a red t shirt.

by South Side Chicano July 16, 2016

mile-a-minute vine

a killer plant (Mikania micrantha) that is destructive to other plants. Native to Central and South America, the plant grows three inches a day and can climb on any type of plant, forming a canopy overhead. This would block sunlight and stifle the photosynthesis process of the plant, thus ultimately killing it. As the plant spreads rapidly, it is appropriately called a mile-a-minute vine.

A large number of mile-a-minute vines have invaded the park.

by uttam maharjan April 22, 2010

miles everest-ring

Miles is one of the sexiest guys you will ever meet. He is Cute , Adorable, Sexy, Fit and hot. You will never find a guy like Miles. He is always loyal to his girlfriend and is the boyfriend you could ever have. Miles always knows how to make a girl happy and cares about there feelings. He has a great sence of humour. One of the best people you will ever meet.

Ilysfm Miles xx

Miles everest-ring Best boyfriend

by Laura Tomlinson January 3, 2015

3-mile hike

Cockney rhyming slang for 'dyke'

Hey man, I tried pulling that doris over there but she wasn't interested. Clearly she must be a 3-mile hike.

by Conrad Fado October 7, 2011