Max Payne

To dodge bullets while the camera spins around 360 degrees and with a major slow-down of time.
Whoa, Neo just pulled a Max Payne!
by Detranova July 29, 2003
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max hardcore

Born Paul Little, Max Hardcore has made a name for himself as the filthiest man in porn.

His film series include:

Max World
Planet Max
Pure Max
The Max Factor
Max Extreme
Hardcore Schoolgirls
max hardcore is one sick fuck
by the max faktor December 02, 2004
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Maximilian (Max)

A great guy. Makes many sarcastic, quick-witted jokes. He will lure you in with his cuteness, and make sure you feel comfortable. Confident, and not at the same time. He's a quick thinker, organized, and uses powerful logic to reason. Aspiring athlete, businessperson, student. He's one to love, or hate.
Wow, I was hanging out with Max (Maximilian), and gosh, he's too cute.

Maximilian (Max) would fit great with people who's names start with B or L or E.
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office max

Where the dumbass works...
Dave that dumbass is working at Office Max Today
by Annonymous April 13, 2004
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Max Hardcore

An extremley perveted man who produces pornographic videos in which he dresses up young women to look as though they are under age then proceeds to do extremeley disgusting acts with them including pissing in their mouths and assholes, shoving his cock down their throat until they puke all over it and their face, and blowing his load in their various orifaces. It is sick and vile viewing, yet somehow I cant stop watching
Random person: Did you catch that new max hardcore flick? Its fucking gross!

Me: Yeah, I cant stop watching it.
by Bald Headed Bastard January 27, 2004
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max payne

A) A video game character circa 1999-2004 who goes through many changes between his 2 video games, Through these games he can dodge bullets because of something called bullet time, to put it his way "When your staring down the barrel of a gun time seems to slow down"
B)slang for an outrageous killing of someone
A) Oh, shit its Max Payne, we're all going to die....
B) DUDE! He just Max Payne'd him with akimbo berettas!
by Kilroy Higgins February 29, 2004
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Max Weinberg

1. A pedophile. He lures young jewish girls into his clutches with his amazing drumming and then plays bongos on their ass.

2. A cool guy.
Man, I wish I had the ultra-cool pimp aura of Max Weinberg! He's the white jewish Shaft!
by awkward silence August 29, 2004
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