by Kavsisvqiwc August 17, 2025

The hardest, most badass, motherfuckers to grace this universe. They live on Massachusetts Ave in DC. they got bitches that they call Mass Ave Groupies.
Activities include:
Ping Pong
Toking
Blazing
Being better than you
Smoking weed
Eating clementines
Wakin Bakin
Common Phrases include:
Dre, stop being such a nigger!
Uncultured
Your Words, not mine
I AM BETTER THAN YOU!
I CAN DUNK!
got bud?
420=396
Activities include:
Ping Pong
Toking
Blazing
Being better than you
Smoking weed
Eating clementines
Wakin Bakin
Common Phrases include:
Dre, stop being such a nigger!
Uncultured
Your Words, not mine
I AM BETTER THAN YOU!
I CAN DUNK!
got bud?
420=396
Person 1- Damn! those Mass Ave Boys sure are cool! I wish i was one of them!
Person 2 - You can be, you just have be 1,000,000 times cooler.
Person 2 - You can be, you just have be 1,000,000 times cooler.
by Dredrefresh May 23, 2011

Noun - one who, in the course of making gingerbread men and women, finds pleasure is their slow demise, often by removal of their limbs, one by one.
The mass gingercutioner cackled as she removed the appendages of the young gingerpeople on her baking sheet.
by Gingercutioner December 28, 2009

Engaging in acts that satisfy a shoe fetish or shoe addiction, for example, the habitual online search for shoe images.
Guy 1: What have you been up to lately?
Guy 2: Not much, just looking at shoes on my computer.
Guy 1: You do that a lot, don't you?
Guy 2: Yeah, I just like to see all the different kinds of kicks out there. Some of them I want to buy.
Guy 1: So you like mass-shoe-bation?
Guy 2: I guess so. I am a mass-shoe-bator.
Guy 1 : Just be careful. My dad says it can make you go blind.
Guy 2: Not much, just looking at shoes on my computer.
Guy 1: You do that a lot, don't you?
Guy 2: Yeah, I just like to see all the different kinds of kicks out there. Some of them I want to buy.
Guy 1: So you like mass-shoe-bation?
Guy 2: I guess so. I am a mass-shoe-bator.
Guy 1 : Just be careful. My dad says it can make you go blind.
by Dr. Lobo October 10, 2013

Example 1: "Dude, Mass hurts."
Exapmle 2: "Mass got pounded last night."
Example 3: "Stop touching Mass."
Exapmle 2: "Mass got pounded last night."
Example 3: "Stop touching Mass."
by GeneralMudButt November 30, 2011

Group of idiot teenagers who dress like valley girls/wankstas or just like douches in general. They go to festivals like the OCF, photosynthesis and Hemp fest because they have hippie/new age parents. They only go to try and get wasted and laid or to try and get free weed. They generally act like they are way better than everyone else and tend to piss people off. If they aren't with their horde they can be seen texted their horde so they can re-group.
Person 1: "Did you see that douche just ask out my sister? What is he even doing here? He's not a hippie at all."
Person 2:"He's just part of the mass horde. His parents are pretty chill though."
Person 2:"He's just part of the mass horde. His parents are pretty chill though."
by supaninja666 July 22, 2011

by JustARandomUserBro January 9, 2024
