frozen mushroom 

The sense of coldness one receives when fully submerged underwater in a bath tub and the only thing above the surface is your tip.

David: I got a frozen mushroom yesterday.
Jack: Dude, you’re 27. Why are you still taking baths?

frozen mushroom by nico jack pepper November 27, 2017

organic mushroom gardening

So this guy texted omg when I told her that I'm pregnant even though I'm a guy and liek I have no idea what omg means so I went to Google to search for what it meant and it means Organic Mushroom Gardening so yeah if you're gonna be pregnant soon and you don't know what omg means then here you go.

Humanoid 1: Dude you are like so pregnant right now!
Humanoid 3: Hey who ate Humanoid 2?
Humanoid 2: bEcAusE 7 aTe 9!
Humanoid 7: ORGANIC MUSHROOM GARDENING!!!

organic mushroom gardening by Akoof May 16, 2019

Stubby Mushroom

a nickname you can give to a short person

Short person: "im short"
tall person: "you are a stubby mushroom"

Stubby Mushroom by unicorrn_69 September 1, 2020

Kentucky Stuffed Mushroom

When you dip the tip of your dick in shit on a color palette and mushroom stamp your significant other.

Andy gave me a Kentucky Stuffed Mushroom during foreplay lastnight. Unfortunately he used my color palette.

Kentucky Stuffed Mushroom by The Bearsaurus January 13, 2017

cracked_out_mushroom 

The coolest most awesome mutual ever

I'm mutuals with @cracked_out_mushroom on tiktok, he's so cool!

cracked_out_mushroom by 🤪⚠🤪 May 22, 2022

purple mushroom 

Penis being held tight on the stem, creating a purplish swelling on the head, resembling a mushroom.

purple mushroom by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

pauses and removes tongue off mushroom 

literally means pausing, then removing your tongue from a mushroom. why do people think thats so rude? also "sos please lick my mushroom" is NOT rude. it also literally means take a mushroom (the fungi type) and lick it. simple rele.

see yeebs

mmm: haha mr stone is such a mushroom licker!

some randomer: hey that sounds so sick and wrong!

mmm: no it doesnt. he literally licks mushrooms (nath and julies mushrooms we think tho)

please note we have to add a pauses and removes tongue off mushroom. woot.

pauses and removes tongue off mushroom by kavanagh July 27, 2006