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Monke

Yet another dead meme that was never funny in the first place.
Idiot: What do you think about Monke?
Smart guy: It's dead and so fucking stupid .
by PhoenixGamer34 June 16, 2021
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hoo hoo haaa haaa hoo hoo haaa haaa
monke go brrrrrrrrrr
by Susra June 17, 2021
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monke

A term used after a handful of trading around images suggesting slavery, first starting with "Reject Modernism - Return to Tradition." Some non-racists decided that they would mock this and use "Reject Modernism - Return to Monkey." This was then used by more and more people until somebody (or a lot of people) managed to misspell it. "Return to Monke" has now been used more, but it changed further to "Reject Humanity - Return to Monke." some still use "Reject Modernism - Return to Monke" today. It has grown more wholesome in its transformation as well.
"I hate how children nowadays need so much"
"reject humanity, return to monke. (in this context there would be an image of a monkey cuddling with its children)"
by DoomyGoomy May 12, 2021
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MONKE

MONKE REFERS TO A MONKE THAT IS MORE SWAG THAN A NORMAL MONKEY
CONCRETE: "MONKE"
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Monke

Monke is a great species that should have been brung back, sadly god made them extinct. but there is still some hope for epic gamer monke that 99% of their species were life good! To return to monke and reject humanity use the steps below!
To reject humanity return to Monke use these simple steps!:

Step 1: You need a glass of seahorse milk. Make sure you have some! Then drink it

Step 2: Do cock and ball torture for 5 hours per day

Step 3: Get the obamium don't worry, there is many in space

Step 4: Repeat for 3 weeks

Step 5: Jump in the sea and drown

Step 6: You will die and return as monke!
by Arandomstupidperson May 25, 2021
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what the monk

usually the beginning of an appeal when someone has brought false charges up against your monkey
What? the monk? why the fuck would he steal your apples, mr. shitt? he eats fucking bananas.
by marcopolio January 27, 2005
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Monk-cicle

to suck on the soiled tampons of a ghetto brothel.
The homeless man lived for 2 weeks off of monk-cicles and cockroaches.
by MONK!! December 17, 2003
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