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monk fruit daddy

A more wholesome, wellness-conscious version of a sugar daddy. Instead of buying you designer bags and champagne, he’s gifting you collagen supplements, organic groceries, and a gym membership.
He doesn’t just pay my rent, he pays for my therapy, my green juice, and my gym. That's a monk fruit daddy.
by surprise shark May 7, 2025
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MONKE

AN INDIVIDUAL WHO GETS ABSOLUTE ASS OR “BUTT” WHEN EVER THEY PLEASE AND HAS THE POWER TO RIZZ THOSE WHO THEY DESIRE.SOMEONE WHO CAN GET ANY GIRL OR FUCK ANY BITCH THEY WANT OR AFTER GETTING PUSSY
Yo WADE N CALEB GOT HELLA MONKE AT DA PARTY

YO I GOT MONKE LAST NIGHT HER SHI WAS IGH SHE GAVE DAT SLOPPY IN DA MOVIES.

Yo GO SMACK AT DAT MONKE RIGH THERE
by MONKEGETTER June 12, 2022
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gattist monk

A negative, but light hearted phrase used toward others and friends. Usefull if they have screwed up, are being silly or making you cringe
"hey man, look at me act like a walrus"

"you gattist monk"
by Lozg1234 March 22, 2012
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Monke

A terrible, overused joke that made me hate and disgust monkeys.
(Friend:) Hey! Have you heard of monke?
(Me:) You aren't my friend anymore.
by Ares, Weeb God February 23, 2021
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MONKS

monks is everything and anything
Brock: Yo i failed the test
Me: damn thats monks
Brock 2: Yo i got a 100
Me: Damn thats Monks!
by monksisahoodnigga April 18, 2024
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Gorilla Monk Mathias

When a person is unhappy because of a certain event, so they go gorilla mode.
-Hey why isnt Mathias here?

-Oh he's Gorilla Monk Mathias, because of last night.
by JayJaylol30 May 18, 2024
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Monke

Monke
Monke = Monke
by King Monke August 13, 2021
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