Mississippi blow gun

Placing pez in your pee hole before you nut inside an orifice

Bend over, looks like you need a Mississippi blow gun!

by Dingis232 May 03, 2023

Mississippi 3 Way

The most deplorably, heinous act of participating in sexual congress with one's "sister" and "mother" at the same time.

Now Virgil I'm gonner tell ya, last Saturday night was a real hum-dinger. Me and my sister Tootsie-Lou was "bumpin' nastys" all hot and heavy out in the barn and then come Maw bustin up in there like wildkat demon in heat and hollered "Woooooo Weeeeeee!!! I sho do want in on this here so don't y'all be stingy with the stank!!!"

Well lo and behold! There I was all up in the middle of my first Mississippi 3 Way!!! I figger I'm ready fer big city livin' now!!!!

by Ted Snisha October 14, 2023

mississippi mud mask

When you are having anal sex and you pull out and jizz on their face. Then use your cox like a paint brush spreading the jizz and truffle butter on their face.

I gave my old lady a mississippi mud mask and now she got pink eye.

by Grit Sharpenson October 19, 2017

Mississippi backsplash

Pulling out after anal sex and having the kids farted out onto you

I did this girl in the rear and she gave me a Mississippi backsplash

by Slightly abused May 07, 2025

Mississippi mudslinger

A she shed whore next door that will fuck your husband And throw rocks at your car

That stupid ass Mississippi mudslinger. She was fucking out there again. Throwing rocks in my car. Quit fucking that whore

by North 13th January 17, 2025

Mississippi Ghost

Taking a bong rip, inserting your face between someone's buttcheeks. And blowing the hit directly into their asshole.

"Woah man, why'd you fart a cloud?"
-"Oh that? Thats a Mississippi Ghost."

by Calcibyrn April 25, 2021

Mississippi hat

It’s when you wake up with your relatives dick on your head

“I went to see my cousins for a few nights, and they gave me a Mississippi hat.”

by Kaleidoscope buttons March 23, 2023