matt bottom

A matt bottom is a curious teenage boy who only wants to know what length pyjamas girls wear to bed, he is most definately NOT into a cheeky nandos and if he was he would be a mango and lime and 1 fino side (creamy mash) kind of lad. You know you're dealing with a matt bottom when he's constantly active on Facebook and popping up to absolutely fucking everyone. He is an absolute ledge and you would be very fortunate to be graced by him. Easily identifiable this full kit wanker will have spiky hair and be wearing his best shoes to please the girls (umbro). His dirty talk will sound of similar structure "what do you think of me", "how soft are your lips" and "video call me"

Luke: "Jenny keep clear of Him, he's a matt bottom"

Jenny: "put your football away, it takes a matt bottom to know a matt bottom"

by Wittyenglishstudent_ May 14, 2015

Matt Blackwell

A "Matt Blackwell" is a special kind of shitbag. Matt is quite straggly and useless. A bit bossy for such a less than average build. Almost even a pussy of sorts. An asshat of a person. All talk, yet no backup. Quick to draw in a fistfight because we know he just couldn't win. What wanker..

Don't be a Matt Blackwell

by Bitch Muffin March 14, 2019

Matt Jordan

He’s the kind of guy who always bangs out the gym, tries to prove to his friends that he’s cool by climbing things like cranes and trees. He likes to get suspended and tongue crusty Asian lesbians. He also has a forehead the size of the river Nile and above all else, he’s a fucking loyal twat

Ohhh did you hear that Matt Jordan kid who

climbed the crane

by The Rich Chigger December 20, 2018

Matt Wade

A thick bootied big boy. He Is the Biggest DJ in Portland, and soon the World. He has the biggest heart and an even bigger pee pee. Check out his Soundcloud.

“Matt Wade have my babies!”

by littlebabybitch January 7, 2019

matt leeds

A man that respects women.

Matt Leeds is such a gentleman.

by #BM June 16, 2018

Matt Campbell

Matt Campbell also known as Muay Thai Kid or Mattalisk the beast and Crattz, likes to make his thigh moist. Thats is his definition... ok bye

I like moist thigh!!! I'm Matt Campbell

by spiceymemes June 16, 2018

Matt Lethaby

Matt lethaby, otherwise the straightest human being known to be the straightest most heterosexual being known to man. If he does something it’s not gay including wanking in a dofe tent next to other boys.

Wait bro did you get off with that girl last night

Yeh bro

Nice bro that’s Matt lethaby

by Queerdoggydog June 27, 2019